@RogersNoHelp suspended for parody tweets!

from Google cache: Tweets 9 Dec Thomas Reimer ‏@Toronto_Tom_ All I ask from @RogersHelps is for a cell phone plan that is competitive. Is that being a bad customer? Retweeted by Rogers No Help Expand 9 Dec Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp If the #CRTC bans 3-year contracts then we’ll have to make cuts to our amazing customer service. Expand 3 Dec Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp Just like Kate Middleton, you can also get royally screwed by signing a 3-year wireless contract with us! Expand 3 Dec Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp With Kate Middleton pregnant now is the time sign up for one of our amazing wireless or internet packages, priced for royalty. Expand 30 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp Our customer service builds character, it teaches you that this world isn't fair. We're a lot like world hunger. Expand 30 Nov Jamie Chapman ‏@apuffyshirt Coworker beside me is getting his first taste of dealing with Rogers customer service. He will come back a tougher, more cynical man. Retweeted by Rogers No Help Expand 30 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp Shh it's a Xmas surprise! You're all getting it! "@CodyBrouwers: @RogersHelps I got a huge surprise on my bill this month and am not happy!" Expand 30 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp You have to pay extra for the working ones "@Jessica_Samuels: Dear #Rogers, why is it so difficult to get a working phone from you?!" Expand 29 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp Got a question about your #Rogers product? Try our Community Forums, cause we're tired of dealing with your shit http://roge.rs/V4MZl2 Expand 28 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp It's best to call us 5 times and average out our responses "@pwholman Does anybody at #Rogers even know what they're doing" Expand 28 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp Hopped up out the bed, Turn my swag on, Took a look in the mirror said what's up Yeah I'm getting money, ohhh Expand 27 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp Because we're in the Christmas giving spirit, our $50/month (150MB) cell plan comes with overage charges of $20/GB. Higher bills for all! Expand 27 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp Cause we make a ton of profit lololololol "@LoonieGuy: The most useless service on the planet @RogersHelps WHY DO YOU BOTHER!" Expand 27 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp The new Wii Mini lacks internet connectivity and is #Rogers red to signify that Nintendo cares about internet as much as we do. Expand 25 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp #Rogers tip for #CFL fans: take your daughter's phone away between the 2nd and 3rd quarter, or expect overage charges. #100GC Expand 25 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp @collinjefferies Expect HUGE charges if you're using a Rogers phone in the states. You should just turn it off and use WIFI only. View conversation 25 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp @ellejerome Try a company that won't suck your blood. You've saved money by buying the phone, now look up other carriers. View conversation 25 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp I hope you're watching the Grey Cup, cause if you are then there is a good chance you're paying us! Thank you TSN-exclusivity. #100GC Expand 23 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp It's our favourite tactic “@beninthecity So I called #Rogers to cancel and I can't even do that because ur systems are down? What a joke!" Expand 23 Nov Rogers No Help ‏@RogersNoHelp @mtauschek @rogershelps We're very helpful! Can we offer you a jar of applesauce for your troubles? Pork chop sold separately. View conversation