pet peeve at work- dumb ass names

'Donta' as in mom, donta name me this... (okay its most likely a short 'o' )
the brothers lemonjello and oranjello, accent on second syllable.

no deep thoughts except maybe instead of hiring valets and guides, and making managers chat up the people while they wait for blood draws, they ought to hire more phlebs. Or instead of 1 stat collector getting 3-4 stats, then come back down- hire another so its actually stat when it gets back down.